Ich bin ein Schließfach.

Also yes, I just used “whilst,” please hate me for being anti-American or something.

Hi dad, please stop texting me whilst I’m texting other people namely girls because you actually make me think I’m getting a reply that I care about, kthxbi

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

(via canadumb)

andross:

Can’t Hold Us is Macklemore’s best song……….by far…………yet Thrift Shop is the multiplatinun song.

I don’t

understand.

Looks like I’m tryna make this a summer of eating lunch with people!

sleeverat:

hahaha my shorts are way too short though I forgot how not school appropriate this thing is so everyone start placing bets on how long it takes dr vesper to locate and address my “distraction zone”

(Source: andross)

You know what was weird today? Coming to the realization that I was in a classroom with a bunch of other kids who surely have no recollection of September 11, 2001 as a day at all.  I mean, granted, my memory of that day is spotty—I was 6 after all—but still, to realize that I was in a class with kids who had no recollection of the day as a day was so odd.